“But the Bible says…”

image

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 507116

relahvant:

all i see on my dashboard are jokes about pizza, fake promos, fake promos involving bad puns based around the blogs urls, or people reading too much into something and either going off on a rant, or typing out a creepily in depth, fetishised story about two characters or celebrities who they ship that supposedly must have underlying homosexual feelings for each other despite any girlfriends or wives that do actually exist 

oh tumblr

when did you become so predictable and boring

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 271

diancie:

precumming:

diancie:

I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/

why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??

image

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 51102
View photo
  • #best film ever
  • 4 hours ago
  • 7115

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

image

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 91893

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

image

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 220067

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

View text
  • 4 hours ago
  • 50416
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 89960
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 54974

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 129207
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 141672

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 99480
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 181575

unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 19368

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

image

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 850655
x