15. London. Queen of socks. Why am I here?

  • Anonymous asked : At what age did you lose your virginity?

    rubyreed:

    I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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  • akingsword:

    *logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

    (via budpest)

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    • Person: Aren't you a little too old to like One Direction
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    • Me: Do you think Harry is grabbing his dick for the 11 year olds to enjoy because I don't think so
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  • (Source: trolltina, via troyleroakley)

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  • wavesinjuly:

    suckmyphallus:

    getterbeam:

    imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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    Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

    (via shouldnt)

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  • burritwo:

    starbuckers:

    what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

    a danger to society

    (via asian)

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  • quietandsarcastic:

    Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

    (via budpest)

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  • wormkink:

    I bet there’s no drama like this in the teletubbies fandom

    (via fake-mermaid)

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  • andrewgiggles:

    cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

    (Source: batmanglijs, via fake-mermaid)

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  • fistfulloffourleafclovers:

    how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries

    (Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via fake-mermaid)

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  • shouldnt:

    omg

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  • romanticizing-death:

    bahboh:

    one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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    just rest your eyesimage

    get comfy

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    we’re all in  this together

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    you are safe here

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    it will be ok

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    This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

    (Source: bepeu, via legalmexican)

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